Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career
10th Jan, 2014.
The only thing better than Breakfast in bed? Lunch.
Jan 5th, 2014.
George demonstrated his facial acrobatics by getting the after eight from his forehead to his mouth without using his hands.
my deepest fear in life is finding out felix is sarah’s monitor.
actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god
"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”